sing to me

transmutes:

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

09-01-14 76711   via → transmutes   source: dilapidatedragamuffin
#but really #spy kids #'mucho fantasia' - my mom

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

09-01-14 458398   via → jordanpparrish   source: sofiajonze
09-01-14 2857   via → drclairebeauchamp   source: briannaefraser
#THE HAIR #im die #outlander #jamie frasier

Chuck+Sarah vs the Youtube Playlist

09-01-14 784   via → neuralmente   source: naeiouu
#faaaave #chuck #the soundtrack was so good for all 5 seasons #like don't get me started on this

c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

08-28-14 123588   via → jamiefraser   source: immaterial-grl
#A BOMB #SHE MADE A BOMB #and they let her drive a prison van??? #that's the most unbelievable thing about oitnb so far

Jake Gyllenhaal for Man of the World

08-26-14 1229   via → margaerystyrells   source: gyllenhaals
#jake gyllenhaal #always

"Oh, aye, Sassenach. I am your master… and you’re mine. Seems I canna possess your soul without losing my own."

08-26-14 661   via → jamiefraser   source: herondales
#WHAT A QUOTE #what a thing to say #outlander

rectumofglory:

sssibilance:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

HE SINGS THE CLEAN UP SONG OMG I HAVENT HEARD ANYONE EXCEPT MY FAMILY SING THAT IN YEARS LMAO

08-23-14 149142   via → morismako   source: videohall
#OMG #babies

storeboughtisfine:

URBAN DECAY WINTER 2014/15

DAYMAN PALETTE
NIGHTMAN PALETTE

08-23-14 18265   via → transmutes   source: storeboughtisfine

mystery-bazaar:

Scotland

08-15-14 119226   via → generalbeckman   source: shaefierce
#scotland #outlander #it goes in the tag yes
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